howsit2003
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...I'm back....bin gone awhile doin' dis and dat...mostly dat but occasionally dis.... :-)
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Ride_Slow2004
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Wondering where you was at, now go out and ride somewhere and tell us about it 
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kzgb
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good to see ya howsit, hope everything was ok.
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howsit2003
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...I took a trip to hell..and back....wanna hear about it :-)
...der wuz' dragons 'an munsters...and beeyootiful girls...fire and brimstone....dere wuz I lot of boozin'...and screaming and yellin'.....and dah bikes...der wuz bikes everywhere....and dah bikers....ugly one's and real ugly one's....wid long beards...and mustaches...anna wearing earings...and dey wuz' partying all night long....anna dere wux lotsa boobies....every where I looked dere were titties, big un's and lil' one's of all descriptions....and dem gurlz were doing 'tings to me I nevah coulda believed .....and dis craziness went on...and on...and on....night and day....till I couldna do it no mo'.......until dat devil...he tol' me....Howsit......you kin go back to yer real world now....yous served yer time in hell....
soooo....here I am....back on de Rider forum....
...but now I'm okay....I'm a-quiet down agin'.......
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kzgb
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howsit2003 wrote:...I took a trip to hell..and back....wanna hear about it :-)
...der wuz' dragons 'an munsters...and beeyootiful girls...fire and brimstone....dere wuz I lot of boozin'...and screaming and yellin'.....and dah bikes...der wuz bikes everywhere....and dah bikers....ugly one's and real ugly one's....wid long beards...and mustaches...anna wearing earings...and dey wuz' partying all night long....anna dere wux lotsa boobies....every where I looked dere were titties, big un's and lil' one's of all descriptions....and dem gurlz were doing 'tings to me I nevah coulda believed .....and dis craziness went on...and on...and on....night and day....till I couldna do it no mo'.......until dat devil...he tol' me....Howsit......you kin go back to yer real world now....yous served yer time in hell....
soooo....here I am....back on de Rider forum....
...but now I'm okay....I'm a-quiet down agin'.......
don't bogart that joint my friend......
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Ride_Slow2004
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howsit2003 wrote:...I took a trip to hell..and back....wanna hear about it :-)
soooo....here I am....back on de Rider forum....
...but now I'm okay....I'm a-quiet down agin'.......
Okay, so maybe a slower re-entry, reduce the shock to the system..........
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howsit2003
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...ok....wow....well, glad to get that off my chest :-)
...meds are kicking in now.....
...so let's see...where am I ?...oh yeah...the rider forum...
...so see...I lost mah job last year....could'nt find work for nuthin'...even tried hanging a sign around mah neck " will dig ditches for food "...but got no offers...so I changed the sign " will clean filthy dirty gas stop bathrooms for food "...but still no offers...
...so what's bike ridin' dude supposed to do....
....well, I sold of mah few belongings I could'nt strap down on mah trusty hawg and headed out for the blue yonder...
...I rode dis way and dat way.....I went north, south , east and west....I rode on the highways..and byways...always lookin' for work....
...and den I met de devil....he said " son, come party a while ".....and bein' I did'nt have much else to do.....so I did !
...now de devil don't always look like de devil we know...y'know...dat man wid horns on his head dressed in a red suit....no...no...no...dat devil he gots disguises..lotsa disguises....so's you never really know it be dah devil till after you done spend a lil' time in hell....
...well, now you are wondering...is 'ole Howsit pullin mah leg....is dis gonna be a story about a ride like de good ole days....or has 'ole Howsit done lost the last of his brain cells....
....yep, dat'sa good question...a good question indeed....
....so now I'm thinkin' to mesself....which part of mah ride is appropriate fer lil' children an' de ladies....and fer Ride slow2004..mah favorite rider buddy...
....so's I'm gonna havta edit sum of mah story...y'know...take out all de dah bad parts....and dah sad parts....so lemme think on dat a while.....
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Ride_Slow2004
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mmmmm----meds gooooood.......
Tell the story, we be mostly adults, ....
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howsit2003
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...aw shucks...mebbe I oughta do the story on the original " Where did you ride today " header.....
..one of these days I'm gonna write a book about mah adventures...need to find a good lawyer first....I'm gonna name...names...better find me a good hideout too....all dem broken hearted ladies I left behind....
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